To placate Sarah for all those pictures without me in them.

A perfectly average street corner in central Paris.

A perfectly average street corner in central Paris.

The locks are a romantic gesture. This bridge is completely packed with them.

This isn’t a great photo but you can see the line of white police vans stretching all the way down the Champs-Elysees and haha oh man isn’t that crazy

This isn’t a great photo but you can see the line of white police vans stretching all the way down the Champs-Elysees and haha oh man isn’t that crazy

Minutes after France’s last World Cup win, where they earned the right to move on to the quarter finals. The banks of the Seine filled up with people cheering and waving at us.

That’s Notre Dame on the left.

That’s Notre Dame on the left.

In the Louvre, the room housing the Mona Lisa also contains a permanent crowd of several hundred people all craning over each other to get a photograph. Not content with a boring picture of a picture, I took this picture of other people taking pictures of a picture.

In the Louvre, the room housing the Mona Lisa also contains a permanent crowd of several hundred people all craning over each other to get a photograph. Not content with a boring picture of a picture, I took this picture of other people taking pictures of a picture.

if we could find a way to combine B] and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ into one single emote then I would have no more need for words

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I had a strong urge to calculate more precise percentages based on estimates of average frequency but the extent of my nerdiness is not of any doubt to me.