Today I got new clothes. I have not had a haircut.

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.
commanderabutt:

mankvill:

just a reminder you’re all being played like a god damn fiddle

honestly “screen cap taken 12 seconds after last tweet” is kinda where I draw the line

Here’s a possible scenario off the top of my head: Anita was receiving the twitter notifications on her phone. For about 3 minutes before the screenshot was taken. She went to use a computer (where she wasn’t logged in) so she could take a screenshot. Just typed in the URL, who needs to use search to find a single person’s tweets?
But then there’s exactly as little evidence for the story I just told as there is that she faked anything. So shrug.

commanderabutt:

mankvill:

just a reminder you’re all being played like a god damn fiddle

honestly “screen cap taken 12 seconds after last tweet” is kinda where I draw the line

Here’s a possible scenario off the top of my head: Anita was receiving the twitter notifications on her phone. For about 3 minutes before the screenshot was taken. She went to use a computer (where she wasn’t logged in) so she could take a screenshot. Just typed in the URL, who needs to use search to find a single person’s tweets?

But then there’s exactly as little evidence for the story I just told as there is that she faked anything. So shrug.

Also I just like this picture so here you go tumblr

Also I just like this picture so here you go tumblr

I made this pie for my dad’s birthday. It’s disgustingly good.

I made this pie for my dad’s birthday. It’s disgustingly good.

feefeeri:

feefeeri:

i finished evangelion

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it’s so rare that i find a nice pair of shoes that actually fit me

it’s so rare that i find a nice pair of shoes that actually fit me

And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via pembroke)

To placate Sarah for all those pictures without me in them.

A perfectly average street corner in central Paris.

A perfectly average street corner in central Paris.